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#WittHistory: Poetry By Hiller

WHP: World Poetry Day, Part II

Robert H. Hiller was a serious artist, musician and scholar, and he will get his own entry in the future. But for today, one of his not-so-serious poems from Along the Way and Other Poems (1941):

Archaeology
(1200 Years Hence)

The date is three thousand one hundred and nineteen,
And the now ancient site of Verdum is the scene,
Three wise archaeologists working in France,
After long excavating, have unearthed by chance
A device most perplexing on this fam鈥檇 spot 鈥
A device most important in warfare 鈥 but what?

Archaeologist A after long scrutiny
Has pronounced it an ancient earth roller to be.
Archaeologist B, after weeks of deep thought,
Said the thing was an engine with which the French fought.
But the third archaeologist stood first in rank,
And he in the end had pronounced it a 鈥渢ank.鈥

Now as his wise conclusions were not known to err
Devotees of the science most promptly concur;
And science is placing upon it this tag
When the ghost of an old Yankee solder (a wag)
Who just itched when he saw his name in the collection
(And itched maybe more, from dire recollection)

To put the men right, with assurance suggested
He knew what it was, as he鈥檇 seen the thing tested.
鈥淵ou fellers are wrong,鈥 said this uncanny Yank,
鈥淭his isn鈥檛 no roller, and 鈥榯鈥檚n鈥檛 no tank;
I was here at the time, and I know what I seen.
This engine of war鈥檚 a delousing machine.鈥

February 10, 1919


About The Project

With 果冻传媒 now celebrating its 175th year, and the University unable to hold regular in-person classes as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, Professor of History Thomas T. Taylor has started circulating several pieces on 果冻传媒's history. Some originated in earlier series, either This Month in 果冻传媒 History or Happy Birthday 果冻传媒. Others have their origin in the 果冻传媒 History Project or in some other, miscellaneous project. Sincerest thanks to Professor Taylor for connecting alumni, faculty, staff, and students through a historic lens.

Looking Back: Historical Briefs by Professor Thomas Taylor

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